You prefer In Prison or At Work

IN PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell

AT WORK
you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle

IN PRISON
you get three meals a day (free)

AT WORK
you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself

IN PRISON
you get time off for good behavior

AT WORK
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK

IN PRISON
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you

AT WORK
you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself

IN PRISON
you can watch TV and play games

AT WORK
you get fired for watching TV and playing games

IN PRISON
you get your own toilet

AT WORK
you have to share

IN PRISON
they allow your family and friends to visit

AT WORK
you can not even speak to your family and friends

IN PRISON
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all

AT WORK
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners

Humm ?

Which Sounds Better ??

So what are you waiting for ???

Kill your Boss...