Men Are Hard To Please

The problems with GUYS

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD;

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

If u Don't , he says u are from VILLAGE;

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS;

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT;

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u;(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with him, he says u don't Love him;

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP;

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him;

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so;

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN;

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS;

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!! & sooo hard to please!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's true...but if u don't, they say u are selfish...