Boss & I

When I take a long time to finish,
I am slow

When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough

When I don't do it,
I am lazy

When my boss does not do it,
he is busy

When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart

When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative

When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing

When my boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating

When I make a mistake,
you're an idiot

When my boss makes a mistake,
he's only human

When I am out of the office,
I am wandering around

When my boss is out of the office,
he's on business

When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick

When my boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill

When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview

When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked

When I do good,
my boss never remembers

When I do wrong,
he never forgets